Ads that suck
The Wal-Mart ad featuring Destiny’s Child is currently near the top of my imaginary “Ads that suck” list.
There are three serious offenses against this ad:
- The “music” makes me long for the sound of nails on a chalkboard.
- It’s always on the super-annoying-I-paid-so-you-can-advertise-to-me-more Twenty crap at Regal Cinema outlets. Ohhh….entertainment ignited! No, but the audience is.
- The messaging at the end of the ad is particularly suggestive. Yes, I know, tricky advertising. But in case you didn’t catch how this ad works, here goes. At the end of the ad the lyrics finish on “So just give more” and they flash the slogan “Hook up your home for the Holidays” with the Wal-mart logo up. That’s some pretty good programming you got there.

19. December 2005 at 13:41
Yeah, and, if I was a person of color, I would be insulted that the trashiest place on earth is using other people of color as spokespeople. Why couldn’t it be Bloomingdale’s or something? Walmart. Ugh.
19. December 2005 at 17:51
Everything regarding Wal-mullet sucks.
19. December 2005 at 21:43
after a year in vermont with no targets, and a walmart as the only convenient ‘get it all’ store….[shudder]…target is the freakin’ ritz compared to that place.