Jesus has a cell phone?

The Finnish government just shut down a service sending text message replies allegedly from Jesus in answer to peoples prayer requests. My favorite quote from the article:

__He declined to say how many prayers had been received, but added: “This was no gold mine… It seems you can’t interest people in everything.” __

You don’t say! You mean, people didn’t buy into the notion that Jesus has a cell phone?

—Jan 16, 2004